A Young Jeffrey

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A Young Jeffrey has a ton of cigarettes and candy; they’re like a damn breadcrumb trail if you’re trying to find this piece of shit. Who the hell would want to find them?
I found three packs of smokes in the trash, and I still can’t find him.
He left a trail of butts from the bus to the snack bar.
I walked past six spittoons and still didn’t find him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Young Jeffrey talks like he’s in a spelling bee with a hangover. He says 'coarx' instead of 'coarse' and no one knows what the hell he’s talking about.
He said 'pneumonia' like it was a curse.
He spelled 'because' as 'becaues' and called it a 'bachelor's degree.'
He tried to say 'allegory' and it came out as 'allergy soup.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Young Jeffrey is like a clingy dog who thinks you're their only friend. They ask you what you're doing every five minutes and won’t let you leave.
'Hey man, whatcha doin brother?' I was trying to eat my taco and now I’m stuck talking to him.
He asked me what I was doing three times in one minute. I was about to scream.
He followed me to the bathroom just to ask what I was doing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Young Jeffrey tries to be big and loud, but you just yell back and tell him to shut up. Then he starts apologizing like it’s the end of the world and tries to hug you.
He yelled at me like he was a lion and I was a mouse. I just yelled back and told him to shut up.
He tried to sound tough, but I just said, 'Yeah, shut up, loser.'
He yelled, I yelled, and then he tried to hug me like I was his best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Young Jeffrey has a butt chin. If you see someone with a butt chin, they’re a Young Jeffrey. It’s that simple.
He had a butt chin so big, it looked like a second chin.
I saw a guy with a butt chin and I knew he was a Young Jeffrey.
He had a butt chin, a butt chin, and a butt chin.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Young Jeffrey loves wranglers and country music. They’ll kiss their cousin or a rugby girl who thinks she’s tough.
He kissed his cousin in front of everyone at the concert.
He made out with a rugby girl who looked like she could take him down.
He wore a hat and a wrangler and told everyone he was a country star.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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If something goes wrong, a Young Jeffrey is the first person to blame. They’re like the human version of a broken toaster.
He blamed me for spilling his soda. I didn’t even touch it.
The bus broke down, and he said it was my fault.
He blames me for everything, even the moon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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