a Yosemite Sam

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When a woman takes a guy's mustache and wipes it with her period blood and slaps it on his face like he just insulted her cat.
My ex did this to me after I called her mom a fat cow.
He got a Yosemite Sam after I told him his hair looked like a raccoon's butt.
She did this to my brother after he stole her phone and sent a naked picture to her mom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy fucks a girl on her period and then rubs his bloodied cock across her face, making her look like a mad woman with a red beard.
He got a Yosemite Sam after I told him he smelled like a sewer and a dead raccoon.
My girlfriend got one after I said her pizza was the worst she ever had.
She looked like a mad witch after I did this to her during a group sex party.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy finger bangs two girls at the same time, like he’s trying to win a speed eating contest.
He finger banged two girls at the same time while eating a taco.
I saw him do it in a gas station while he was waiting for his coffee.
He did it at a party and people were screaming like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re doing butt stuff with a girl on her period and you pull out her tampon and slap it on her face like it’s a trophy.
He pulled out her tampon and slapped it on her face during a movie.
I did this to my girl when she called me a fat loser.
He did this to his girlfriend at a concert and she ran out crying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you leave your girl hanging like a dumbass after you go off to find a new girl.
He left his girl hanging after he said he was going to find a new girl.
I left mine hanging after I told her I was going to get a burger and never came back.
He left her hanging like a stupid dog after he said he was going to find a new friend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you give someone a hand job through their tight jeans and it looks like they’re about to explode.
He gave her a hand job through her jeans and she looked like she was about to cry.
I did it to my sister and she screamed like a banshee.
He gave her one and her jeans looked like they were going to rip off.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re having sex with someone who has a period or a guy with a butt that looks like a volcano and you draw a mustache on their face with your blood.
He got a mustache after I told him he looked like a dead raccoon.
I drew one on my brother after he said my pizza was the worst.
She got one after I told her I was going to eat her face.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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