A yesman

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A yesman is a guy who says yes to everything just to keep from getting yelled at. He doesn't care if you're screaming in your face about the horror of your vacation plans. He just says yes and hopes you forget he's a total waste of oxygen.
'Are you sure you want to go to Bora Bora?' 'Yes, I'm sure. I'm always sure.'
He said yes to the office party even though he’s still hungover from the last one.
When asked if he wanted to take the blame, he said yes. Then he ran away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A yesman is someone who lets every stupid idea pass because they’re too afraid to say no. They’re like a broken toilet, you just keep flushing and hoping it stops leaking.
'Should we all go to the conference?' 'Yes, yes, yes.'
He said yes to the new project even though he didn’t know what it was.
When asked if he wanted to be fired, he said yes. Then he got fired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A yesman is a person who never questions anything. They just nod and say yes like they’re on a paid vacation from reality.
'Do you want to eat pizza again?' 'Yes, why not?'
He said yes to the promotion even though he still didn’t know what the job was.
When asked if he wanted to be insulted, he said yes. Then he was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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