Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you grab your wiener and yank it like you're trying to rip your own skin off

'I did a yank in the bathroom after that guy yelled at me.'

'He did a yank so hard, the toilet flushed.'

'She did a yank in the middle of the grocery store, and everyone stared.'

2

A person from the North who thinks Southerners are all inbred and eat cats

'That yank just called me a hillbilly and said I smelled like a barn.'

'He moved to the North and now he's a yank who thinks everyone's stupid.'

'She says all yanks are loud and can't cook.'

3

When you slap the bishop so hard, he might cry and ask for a lawyer

'I did a yank to the bishop and he looked like he was about to sue me.'

'He yanked the bishop so fast, the bishop fell over.'

'She yanked the bishop like she was trying to beat him in a fight.'

4

When something happens and you're like, 'whatever, I have more important things to do, like eating pizza'

'He said, 'I'm going to the movies,' and I said, 'yank.''

'She did her homework and I said, 'yank.''

'He broke his leg, and I said, 'yank.'

5

When you're jerking off so fast, you think you're going to explode and turn into a firework

'He did a yank in the subway and it was like a mini-eruption.'

'She did a yank in the restroom and the mirror cracked.'

'He did a yank so fast, the whole bus shook.'

6

What the British call all Americans, and what Southerners call Northerners who think they're better

'The British called us yanks and said we all speak like robots.'

'He said, 'You're all yanks,' and I said, 'We're not all yanks, you're just rude.'

'The Southerners called the Northerners yanks and said they were all loud.'

7

When you pull something so hard, it might come off and you might get a paper cut from the thing you pulled

'He yanked the door so hard, the handle fell off.'

'She yanked the shirt so hard, the button flew off.'

'He yanked the pizza so hard, it looked like it was going to break.'