a wrinkle in her dollar

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figuring out your girlfriend or ex had a disease you can catch from a toilet seat.

My ex said she was 'clean' then I got a rash that looked like a prison riot.

He came back from the hospital and said, 'I think I caught something from your last fling.'

She told me she was 'healthy' then I got a fever and a personality disorder.

realizing your lover or ex had a disease that could make you look like a melted crayon box.

She said she was 'virgin' then I got a fever and a new nickname: 'The Burn.'

He came home with a rash and said, 'Your ex was a walking infection.'

She told me she was 'pure' then I got a fever and started talking to my plants.

discovering your girlfriend or old lover had a disease that could turn your skin into a pizza.

He said he was 'healthy' then I got a rash and started talking to my cat.

She came back with a fever and said, 'Your ex was a walking bacteria machine.'

He got a rash and a fever and said, 'I think I caught a disease from your last lover.'