a wow

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A person so average they make you want to throw your phone out the window. They don’t shine. They don’t slay. They just sit there like a sad potato.

My cousin is a wow. He wears socks with sandals and thinks that’s cool.

My math teacher is a wow. She can’t even solve a basic equation.

My best friend’s little brother is a wow. He cries when he loses a game of Uno.

A nickname you give your dog because it’s either super stupid or super smart. Either way, it’s a dog.

My dog is a wow. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.

My neighbor’s dog is a wow. It chews up the furniture and then stares at you like it’s your fault.

My grandma’s dog is a wow. It sleeps through everything and just wants to eat.

When something is so good it literally makes your brain explode. Like a fireworks show in your head.

That pizza was a wow. It was like eating clouds and happiness.

That movie was a wow. I laughed so hard I cried.

That song was a wow. I could listen to it for hours and never get tired.

What you say when you’re either shocked, mad, or you’re just trying to be annoying. It’s basically a verbal punch.

Wow, you failed again? Really?

Wow, you just ate that whole cake. Wow.

Wow, you still don’t know how to use a phone? Wow.

The worst thing to hear in a fight. It means you lost and your brain just died.

He said ‘wow’ and I knew I was done. I just walked out.

She said ‘wow’ and I knew I was going to lose this fight.

He said ‘wow’ and I knew my relationship was over.

A cool way of saying you’re either impressed or you want to die. It’s like the cool cousin of ‘what the heck’.

Wow, you passed the test? That’s a wow.

Wow, you just ate that whole pizza? Wow.

Wow, you still don’t know how to use a phone? That’s a wow.