A wouter

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A wouter is when a girl at a party shoves her mouth down your throat in a bathroom because she thinks you're hot and doesn't care if you're gross.

Hey, I just got a wouter at the house party. I'm still tasting her like she's my last meal.

My cousin got a wouter in the bathroom and now he's stuck there for the rest of the night.

I did a wouter at the party and now I'm the talk of the town. Or the talk of the toilet.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A wouter is the smartest, most creative guy you'll ever meet. He plays guitar like it's his job, and he's so kind that he'll make you feel like you're the only one in the world.

My best friend is a wouter. He's the kind of guy who'll help you with your homework and still have time to write you a love note.

I met a wouter and he made me feel like I was the most beautiful person on Earth. I still don't know why.

I've been dating a wouter for two years, and he still tells me I'm beautiful every day. It's annoying but I like it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A wouter is someone who talks so much about Dark Souls that they forget to breathe and end up talking in their sleep.

My buddy is a wouter. He talks about Dark Souls more than he talks to his mom.

I had a wouter in my class. He was explaining Dark Souls during lunch. I ate my sandwich in silence.

My cousin is a wouter. He dreams about Dark Souls and wakes up talking about it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A wouter is a guy with a massive cock and a bunch of girls who love him. He plays PS4 like it's a sport and laughs at everything.

My neighbor is a wouter. He has a cock so big that it has its own Instagram.

My friend is a wouter. He's got 10 girls in his life and still has time to play PS4 with me.

My cousin is a wouter. He laughs so hard when he plays PS4, he cries.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A wouter is a common name for Dutch boys, like the guy who invented the wouter and forgot to clean his room for 10 years.

My friend's name is Wouter. He's Dutch and his room is a disaster.

I met a wouter at the grocery store. He was buying chips and forgot to pay.

My uncle is a wouter. He's been Dutch for 50 years and still doesn't know how to clean his room.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A wouter is someone who throws a party, gets so wasted he pukes in his backyard, and then passes out like a dead animal.

My brother is a wouter. He threw a party and ended up puking in the grass. It was awesome.

I went to a wouter's party. He vomited in the backyard and then passed out on the ground. It was legendary.

My friend is a wouter. He threw a party, got drunk, puked in the pool, and then fell asleep on the couch.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A wouter is someone who's wicked, awesome, and so sick it's like they've been hit by a truck and loved it.

My friend is a wouter. He's so awesome, he made my day when he told me I was cool.

I met a wouter who was so wicked, he made the pizza fall off the table.

My neighbor is a wouter. He's so sick, he can make a dog laugh.

by Slangipedia 15d ago