a word of advice

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don't answer that phone or you'll regret it he's probably got a hangover and no pants on

bro don't pick up the phone he's probably crying in a gas station

why would you answer the phone he's just gonna yell at you

he's calling at 2 a. m. don't even think about it

if he comes in you're gonna wish you had a ladder to climb out the window

he showed up at my door with a pizza and no shoes

he walked in and said he was staying for the night

he came in at 3 a. m. and wouldn't leave

don't be his friend or you'll end up in his bed with no idea how you got there

i woke up in his bed with a hangover and no shirt

he said he'd take me out if i stayed the night

i told him i was going home and he just said 'you're not'