Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A city in Oregon so boring it makes you want to die. You need Spanish to survive the agony.

I went to A Woodburn and felt my soul drain out of my ears.

That city is so dull I could’ve cried in Spanish.

A Woodburn is the reason I don’t speak Spanish anymore.

2

The feeling of your penis on fire after a lousy handjob. It’s like getting sandpapered by a flaming rat.

That handjob felt like I’d been tortured by a flaming rat.

After that hand job, my penis was on fire and I was screaming.

I got a woodburn and it felt like I’d been run over by a flaming rat.

3

A handjob that’s so dry and fast it feels like your skin is being rubbed off by a desert ghost.

That hand job was like a desert ghost rubbed my skin off.

I got a woodburn and it felt like I’d been dried out by the Sahara.

That dry handjob was the worst I’ve ever had.

4

When a girl grabs your penis like it’s a wrestling match and doesn’t let go.

She gave me a woodburn and it felt like a wrestling match.

That girl grabbed my penis like it was a wrestling match.

I got a woodburn and it felt like I was being choked by a wrestler.

5

Being super ripped and having dry anal sex so bad it feels like your butt is on fire.

That woodburn felt like my butt was on fire and I was ripped.

I got a woodburn and it was like my butt was burning and I was ripped.

After that woodburn, my butt felt like it was on fire and I was super ripped.

6

A cleaning genius and reality TV star who makes houses look like they were cleaned by magic.

That cleaner is so good, she makes houses look like they were cleaned by magic.

She’s the best cleaner I’ve ever seen, like magic happened.

That lady cleans so well, it’s like magic happened.

7

A fancy way of saying you really, really need to use the bathroom.

I had to go so bad, I said I needed a sit down lavatory adventure.

That woodburn made me need to use the bathroom like it was a life-or-death situation.

I had such a bad need to go, I said I needed a lavatory adventure.