Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy excuse for when someone messes up and doesn't want to take the blame.

'Why did the sky turn green?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the dog talk?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the math teacher cry?' 'A wizard did it.'

2

A magical way of saying 'I don't know' but with more attitude and less effort.

'Why did the spaceship crash?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the cat vanish?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the math problem scream?' 'A wizard did it.'

3

A wizard did it is what you say when you're too dumb to figure out what went wrong.

'Why did the dinosaur eat the math book?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the cake explode?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the teacher have a meltdown?' 'A wizard did it.'

4

A wizard did it is like saying 'a miracle happened' but with less effort and more insults.

'Why did the math teacher turn into a chicken?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the pizza start singing?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the clock break?' 'A wizard did it.'

5

A wizard did it is what you say when you're too lazy to admit you messed up.

'Why did the math problem cry?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the dog start a band?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the teacher vanish?' 'A wizard did it.'

6

A wizard did it is the worst excuse anyone ever used, and it's from the worst show ever.

'Why did the math teacher scream?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the classroom explode?' 'A wizard did it.'

'Why did the dog start a fight?' 'A wizard did it.'