a Withered Man

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A dried-up old man who owns a creepy park where kids get scared and adults get annoyed. He eats donuts like it’s his full-time job and doesn’t give a damn about anyone.
"I bet Mr. Withers hasn’t had a good day since 1992."
"That old guy at the bar is probably the reason the park is haunted."
“If Withers had a donut for every kid who cried in that park, he’d be a donut billionaire.”
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A funny way to call some old stranger who looks like they’ve been sitting in a hot tub for 50 years.
"That guy at the bus stop is a withered man. He probably hasn’t smiled since the 80s."
“I walked past a withered man who was yelling at a pigeon. It was a sight to see.”
“My neighbor is a withered man. He’s like a walking fossil.”
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The longest, most ridiculous metaphor for taking a long time to jerk off, as seen in a movie no one asked for.
"The withered man was a metaphor so long, it made my brain hurt."
“That metaphor was longer than my lunch break.”
“I watched the withered man and now I’m questioning my life choices.”
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A group of people who all look like they’ve been forgotten by time and probably by their own kids.
"Mikey Crossley is a withered man. He probably forgot his own birthday."
“Claude Taylor is a withered man who still thinks he’s cool.”
“They’re all withered men. They don’t even know what a TikTok is.”
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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