a wipe and a promise

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A half-assed cleaning spree done in a rush because you're too lazy to do it right and you're promising yourself you'll come back and actually scrub the toilet later.
I wiped the floor with my sock and told the dog I'd mop it later. I lied.
He wiped the counter with a napkin and said, 'I'll clean it when I'm not hungover.'
She wiped the mirror with her shirt and said, 'I'll do it right when I'm not distracted by my phone.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you give the job a quick slap and say you'll come back and finish it, but you probably won't because you're too busy being distracted by your phone or your coffee.
He wiped the table and said, 'I'll clean it later. I’m not done with my coffee.'
She gave the floor a quick swipe and said, 'I’ll do it right when I’m not distracted by my phone.'
He wiped the counter and said, 'I’ll come back and actually clean it when I’m not too busy being distracted by my snacks.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A flimsy, lazy cleanup done in a hurry with no real intention of ever doing the full job, just because you're too tired or too lazy to do it right now.
He gave the floor a quick wipe and said, 'I’ll do it right when I’m not too tired.'
She cleaned the sink with a paper towel and said, 'I’ll do the real job later.'
He wiped the counter with a napkin and said, 'I’ll clean it when I’m not too lazy.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A slapdash cleaning job done with zero effort and a promise that you’ll come back and actually do the real thing, but you probably won’t because you’re too busy being lazy.
He gave the floor a quick wipe and said, 'I’ll do it right later. I’m not done with my snacks.'
She wiped the counter with a napkin and said, 'I’ll come back and actually clean it when I’m not too distracted by my phone.'
He wiped the table and said, 'I’ll do the real job later. I’m too busy being lazy.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A rushed cleaning job done with absolutely no effort, just because you're too lazy to do it properly and you're making up a promise you’ll come back and actually do it later.
He wiped the floor with his sock and said, 'I’ll do it right later. I’m not done with my coffee.'
She gave the counter a quick swipe and said, 'I’ll come back and actually clean it when I’m not too busy being lazy.'
He wiped the mirror with his shirt and said, 'I’ll do it right later. I’m too distracted by my phone.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A quick, half-assed cleaning job done with no real intention of actually doing the real thing, just because you’re too lazy and you’re making up a promise you’ll come back and do it later.
He wiped the table and said, 'I’ll do it right later. I’m not done with my snacks.'
She gave the floor a quick wipe and said, 'I’ll do it right when I’m not too distracted by my phone.'
He wiped the counter with a napkin and said, 'I’ll come back and actually clean it when I’m not too lazy.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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