A wipe

A fancy way of calling someone a piece of trash. It's like saying you're a low-life loser who can't even wipe their own ass without making a mess.

What you scream when someone lets out a fart so loud it could wake the dead. It's like you're yelling at a monster.

The best kind of poop. No mess, no struggle. Just a smooth, clean exit like you're a pro at shitting.

So tired you can barely think. Like you just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck.

What little boys do after they poop. They wipe like they're trying to erase the evidence of their crime.

When you're so tired you can't even blink. Like you're a zombie who just got hit by a truck.

When your whole group gets killed in a game. Like you're all losers who couldn't even survive a basic fight.