a winters ball

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A school dance that’s always delayed because the snow is so thick it could choke a camel.

"I had to walk three miles through snow just to get to the dance, and I still had to wait for it to start.", Jake

"The snow was so bad, I thought the dance was canceled. Turns out it was just postponed to next year.", Lisa

"I skipped the dance because I was too busy trying not to die in the snow.", Mark

A dance where everyone looks perfect, so of course everyone tries to hook up, even if it’s just for the night.

"I went to the dance, and I thought I was going to get a kiss. Instead, I got a slap.", Mia

"I made out with three different people at the dance. I’m not proud of it, but I’m not ashamed either.", Jason

"I asked her to the dance, and now I have to ask her to prom too.", Sam

When your balls freeze and turn into two tiny hard rocks that feel like they’re about to explode.

"I walked outside without a coat, and now my balls are like two rocks.", Alex

"My balls were so cold, I thought I was going to lose them.", Taylor

"I was sitting on the floor during the dance, and my balls were freezing.", Jordan

When you’re so good with the girls that they all want to date you, even if they’re not sure why.

"I asked two girls to the dance, and they both said yes. I don’t know what I did right.", Ryan

"I’m getting asked out by every girl in school. I think I’m becoming a legend.", Emma

"I dated three girls in one week. I don’t know if I’m popular or just a mess.", Josh