A window seat

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A job title for someone who messed up so bad they’re still working, but not good enough to get a fancy goodbye package. They’re stuck in the middle, still causing problems.
My boss got a new title but still can’t do the job right.
She’s got a fancy name but can’t even make a spreadsheet.
He got promoted but still sucks at his job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best seat on a plane. You get to stare out the window while everyone else is stuck in the middle with no view and their neighbor’s bad breath.
I got the window seat and watched the whole flight from the sky.
No one wants to sit next to me, so I always take the window seat.
I’d rather look at clouds than my neighbor’s face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy title given to someone who used to be good but now just takes up space and gets a bonus.
He still gets a bonus even though he doesn’t do anything.
She got a fancy title but still can’t do the job.
He used to be good, but now he’s just a title.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A huge ass from Erykah Badu’s new video. It’s like her butt is so big it’s got its own seat.
That ass is so big, it’s got its own seat on the plane.
She’s got a window seat for her ass.
Her butt is so big, it’s got a view.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You think you’re weird, but really you just want to be normal and not stand out.
I thought I was cool, but I just wanted to fit in.
I tried to be different, but I was just weird.
I thought I was quirky, but I just wanted to be normal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re fired and get the window seat on the next plane because it’s empty and you’re lucky.
I got fired and got the window seat on the next flight.
They fired me, and I got the best seat on the plane.
I got fired, but I got the window seat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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