A willy wonka

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Scooping out a chocolate bar from some guy's butt while wearing a fancy hat and laughing like a maniac.
I saw him pull a Snickers out of Tim’s butt at the mall.
He did a Milky Way out of Jake’s butt during lunch.
He pulled a chocolate bar out of my cousin’s butt and made him cry.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Willy Wonka is a legend. If you mess with him, you're gonna get roasted like a marshmallow over an open fire.
He told me if I said his name wrong, I'd be his next chocolate experiment.
He threatened to turn my mom into a candy bar.
He told me I was a bad nut and then sent me to the factory.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s the most attractive guy ever. He sings about winding and grinding and it’s the most sensual thing ever. He calls you a bad nut and you’re like, 'I need a drink.'
He sang to me and I got a hard-on.
He called my sister a bad nut and she fainted.
He looked at me and I almost exploded.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He has a bunch of little people problems. He’s like, 'I’m not going to be your dad.' But he still wants your love.
He told my dad he wasn’t his dad and then cried.
He cried in the candy factory because he didn’t have a dad.
He told my brother he was a bad nut and then asked for a hug.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You pay five midgets to get covered in chocolate and then they all jump on your friend at once.
He paid five midgets to cover my friend in chocolate and they jumped on him.
He got five tiny guys covered in candy and they all gangbanged my brother.
He paid midgets to cover my friend in chocolate and then they all attacked him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s just a random guy in a movie who looks cool and doesn’t do anything sexual. But he still rocks.
He was just a guy in the movie and it was cool.
He looked cool and no one knew what he was doing.
He was in the movie and looked like a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s the guy who will make your girl go all creamy inside and she won’t know what hit her.
He made my girl cream filled and she didn’t even know why.
He seduced my sister and she turned into a cream filled bar.
He looked at my friend and she creamed herself.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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