A Willoughby

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A Willoughby is a man who thinks he’s royalty and acts like he’s got a stick up his butt. He’s the kind of guy who fights in a war just to impress a girl and then cries when he loses.
My dad called me a Willoughby because I refused to eat my veggies.
He tried to propose to his ex with a sword. It didn’t work.
He stood up to a whole army just to look cool. It backfired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Willoughby is when a guy gives another guy a hickey on his neck like he’s trying to steal his soul. It’s like a love bite from hell.
My brother got a Willoughby from his crush. He looked like a vampire bit him.
He tried to kiss my dad and left a mark the size of a dinner plate.
He got a Willoughby so bad, he couldn’t blink without pain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Willoughby is the best girl ever. She’s smart, pretty, and kind. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.
My crush is a Willoughby. I tried to flirt with her, and she gave me a detention.
She got an A+ on her test and still smiled at me.
She turned my dog into a chicken. I don’t know how.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Willoughby is a boring town where everyone is the same and kids grow up to be boring adults. It’s like a jail for creativity.
My mom moved to a Willoughby so I could have a normal life. Now I hate it.
All the kids here play the same video games and eat the same snacks.
They even have a rules for how to eat cereal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Willoughby is when a man puts his babies in a big black woman and hopes for a future athlete. It’s like a recipe for a future couch potato.
My uncle did a Willoughby and now his kid eats three burgers a day.
He put his baby in a Willoughby and now the kid can’t stop eating.
He did a Willoughby and now the kid’s the size of a sofa.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Willoughby is a dumb arse. It’s the kind of person who thinks they’re the best and doesn’t care if they’re wrong.
My teacher called me a Willoughby because I didn’t do my homework.
He told me I was a Willoughby and then fell off the table.
He said I was a Willoughby and then cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Willoughby is a rich suburb in Sydney where all the kids think they’re kings. They live like they’re rich and don’t care about anyone else.
My cousin lives in a Willoughby and thinks he’s the king of Sydney.
He said he’s from a Willoughby and got a new car just for showing off.
He lives in a Willoughby and thinks the rest of Sydney is a slum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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