A Williford

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

1
Half a taco but twice as much hate. They’re a Mexican with a grudge and the Taliban’s worst nightmare.
I’m not Mexican, I’m a cursed taco that got sent to war.
My heritage is Mexican, but my job is to torture people.
I look like a taco, but I fight like a terrorist.
2
You tuck your shirt in like you’re trying to impress a ghost, but you forgot your belt and your pants are screaming.
I tucked my shirt in like I was trying to look cool, but my pants were like, 'What?'
I’m so confused why my shirt is in but my pants are out.
My shirt is tucked in, my pants are hanging out, and I’m just here for the drama.
3
Tucking your shirt in with no belt is like wearing a shirt and pants but pretending you have a life.
I tuck my shirt in like I have a belt, but I don’t. I’m just lying to myself.
I look like I’m trying to be professional, but I forgot my belt and my pants are judging me.
My shirt is in, my belt is out, and my life is a mess.
xs