A William wallace

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To do a William Wallace, you gotta get a hooker, feed her a burrito, then stick your finger up her butt and pull out a poop log. Then slap it on your face like you’re in a movie and ride her like a horse while screaming ‘freedom’ like a crazy man.

My cousin did a William Wallace at a bar and ended up in the hospital.

I saw a guy do a William Wallace on a hooker in a pizza shop.

My brother tried to do a William Wallace and got a ticket for public indecency.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

William Wallace was a Scottish guy who got killed by the English because he was a pain in the ass. Then Mel Gibson made a movie about him and now everyone knows who he is.

My history teacher said Wallace was the most annoying guy ever.

My friend thinks Wallace was a total legend.

I don’t get why people care so much about Wallace.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

William Wallace was a tough guy who died for his country. He didn’t back down, even when the English came to kill him.

I’d be scared if I had to fight the English like Wallace did.

My mom says Wallace was the best kind of hero.

I think Wallace was like a superhero for Scotland.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

William Wallace was a rebel from Scotland who kicked the English’s ass in a movie. He got hung, cut open, and quartered, but that didn’t stop the Scots from fighting.

My dad says Wallace was the most brutal guy in history.

I think the English were terrified of Wallace.

My brother says Wallace was like a monster from a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

William Wallace was the guy who beat the English at a bridge. Then the English came back and kicked his butt because they had money and friends.

I think Wallace was the original underdog.

My friend says Wallace was the most annoying enemy ever.

I would’ve been happy if Wallace had beaten the English forever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

William Wallace was the guy who saved Scotland from the English. He got killed, but it was totally worth it because he made everyone happy.

I think Wallace was the most inspiring guy ever.

My mom says Wallace was a total legend.

I would’ve killed for Wallace if I was alive back then.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

William Wallace was a total legend who kicked the English’s ass until they killed him. He got hung, cut open, and split into four pieces, but it was totally worth it.

I think Wallace was the most dramatic guy ever.

My dad says Wallace was like a superhero with no limits.

I would’ve died for Wallace if I was alive back then.

by Slangipedia 16d ago