A Willard Complex

I got a D on my math test because I was too busy thinking about my A Willard Complex.

She skipped class just to flirt with the principal. No one said anything.

He texted his teacher ‘I’ll be back in 5 minutes’ and never came back.

He got suspended for making out in the hallway. But he didn’t care. He had his A Willard Complex.

She told the teacher she had cramps and left. No one asked where she went.

He walked out of the school mid-test because he had a date. No one stopped him.

She got a detention for wearing a bra to class. But she didn’t care. She had her A Willard Complex.

He texted his mom, ‘I’m not coming home tonight,’ and she said ‘whatever.’

He skipped the final exam to go to a party. And he passed the class.

He got in trouble for making a TikTok about his crush. But he didn’t care. He had his A Willard Complex.

She got caught sneaking out of school. But the principal let her go.

He walked into class with a bloodstain on his shirt and no one asked questions.

She got kicked out of the school for wearing a dress to gym. But she had her A Willard Complex.

He walked into class with a broken nose and no one asked why.

She texted her teacher ‘I’m not coming to school today’ and she said ‘whatever.’