A wild Zephaniah

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A wild Zephaniah is when you scream like a feral dog and have sex with 30 guys at once, then pee on a pillow so soft it feels like a baby’s butt.

I had a wild Zephaniah in the middle of a parking lot, then peed on my brother's face.

After the wild Zephaniah, I cried like a baby and peed on my mom’s new couch.

I did a wild Zephaniah with my crush, then peed on a pillow and cried in slow motion.

A wild Zephaniah happens when you’re so drunk you think 30 men are your friends, then you pee on a pillow like it’s a crime.

I did a wild Zephaniah at my cousin’s wedding and peed on the cake.

I had a wild Zephaniah and peed on my teacher’s shoes during class.

I did a wild Zephaniah with my friends and peed on the school bus.

A wild Zephaniah is when you have sex with 30 guys at once, then you pee on a pillow like you’re trying to win a bet.

I had a wild Zephaniah at the mall and peed on a hot dog vendor.

I did a wild Zephaniah with my ex and peed on his new girlfriend’s head.

I had a wild Zephaniah and peed on the principal’s desk during lunch.