A wild willy

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A flappy cock that Bryton Williams uses to wipe his ass after eating a whole pizza
Bryton’s wild willy is so floppy, it looks like it’s trying to escape his pants.
He used his wild willy to wipe his ass after eating 12 slices of pizza.
His wild willy is so wild, it ran away from his pants and started a cult.
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When you shove your dong in her snatch and splash her with a willy
He gave her a wild willy and called it a "romantic gesture."
She got a wild willy and it felt like she was being peed on by a dragon.
He gave her a wild willy so hard, she had to take a shower twice.
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Trying to hide under your boss's desk because you’re too lazy to do your job
He hid under his boss's desk because he didn't want to answer the phone.
She was under her boss's desk pretending to be a couch.
He hid under the desk so deep, his boss thought he was kidnapped.
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