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A giant man with a huge gut, a nose like a door, and a beard like a raccoon who still thinks he’s famous
He walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Even the bartender ran out.
He tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over. Twice.
He asked for a chicken sandwich and got a whole buffet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man so big and ugly he could scare away a dragon, and he still thinks he’s the main character
He tried to propose to a girl and she ran away screaming.
He took over a pizza place and now the menu has 40 kinds of cheese.
He started a band and it’s just him singing and a dog barking.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man with a gut like a mountain, a nose like a traffic cone, and a beard that looks like it belongs in a prison
He tried to be a superhero and just tripped over his own beard.
He started a YouTube channel and his first video was just him breathing.
He married a woman who looked like she was in a war.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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