a wild hoe

My cousin is a wild hoe. She drank 12 cans of Wild Irish Rose and tried to dance with a goat.

That girl is a wild hoe. She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was in the park with a guy who smelled like wet dog.

My mom said I'm a wild hoe. I said she's just mad I didn't bring her wine to the party.

My friend is a wild hoe. She drank Wild Irish Rose at the gas station and still got a guy to buy her snacks.

That girl is a wild hoe. She drank so much wine she fell out of a chair at the club.

I’m a wild hoe. I drank wine until I could no longer tell the difference between my boyfriend and my brother.

My neighbor is a wild hoe. She drank Wild Irish Rose at 10 a. m. and started singing in the street.

That girl is a wild hoe. She drank wine and tried to flirt with my dad at the grocery store.

I’m a wild hoe. I drank wine until I started talking to the pizza delivery guy like he was my best friend.

My sister is a wild hoe. She drank Wild Irish Rose so fast she made my dog laugh.

That girl is a wild hoe. She drank wine and started doing backflips in the mall.

I’m a wild hoe. I drank wine until I could barely stand up and still tried to dance.

My cousin is a wild hoe. She drank Wild Irish Rose and started singing karaoke at the gas station.

That girl is a wild hoe. She drank wine and tried to flirt with my grandma at the park.

I’m a wild hoe. I drank wine until I thought I was a rock star.

My friend is a wild hoe. She drank Wild Irish Rose and started wrestling my brother.

That girl is a wild hoe. She drank wine and tried to dance with a cop.

I’m a wild hoe. I drank wine until I could no longer tell up from down.