A Wil

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A Wil is like a superhero who could probably beat up a dragon with one hand while juggling pizzas with the other.

Wil just turned a math test into a rap battle and got a perfect score.

He fixed my broken laptop with a single glance and a swear word.

He drew a whole comic book in 10 minutes and it was about him being awesome.

A Wil is a willy that’s so big it could probably beat up a willy.

Wil told me he could beat up my dad’s willy and I believed him.

He once said his willy could take a punch from a bear.

He drew a willy on the board and it was bigger than the teacher.

Wil is like a puppy who will lick your face if you’re nice, but will bite your leg if you’re mean.

Wil stayed up with me for three hours talking about his cat and I didn’t even care about the cat.

He smiled at me when I spilled juice on his shirt, but he made me do push-ups when I laughed.

He cried when I said I didn’t like his hair, but then he bullied me for it.

Wil is a person who knows exactly how to make you feel good and also knows exactly how to make you feel like a doofus.

Wil told me I was cool and then said my haircut was the worst ever.

He helped me with my homework and then made fun of my math teacher.

He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.

Wil is a free-spirited man who acts like he’s got everything figured out but actually has no idea what’s going on.

Wil said he was in love with his best friend and then forgot who she was.

He told me he was going to be rich one day and now he still says that.

He claims he can read minds, but he still doesn’t know what I’m thinking.

A Wil is a person who is so huge and so dumb that they won’t date you, even if you are a giant.

Wil said he’d date me if I was a giant and I’m not even that tall.

He told me he wouldn’t date me even if I had a giant willy.

He once said he’d only date a giant and he’s not even that big.

Wil is like a god who is so good at games that he could probably beat you in a fight and still win at chess.

Wil beat me in a video game and I was still mad about it.

He said he could beat me in a game and I believed him.

He plays games so well he could probably beat a god.