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a guy or girl who wastes their life jumping from one weird fact to another on Wikipedia like a madman, just to see if they can get from 'apple' to 'zebra' without getting distracted by a side quest about dinosaurs
I tried to go from 'dog' to 'space' and ended up reading about the history of socks.
My mom asked me to do the dishes. I said no. I did the Wikipedia game instead.
I started with 'car' and now I'm arguing with a random guy about the best pizza toppings.