a wikipedia junkie

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a guy or girl who wastes their life jumping from one weird fact to another on Wikipedia like a madman, just to see if they can get from 'apple' to 'zebra' without getting distracted by a side quest about dinosaurs
I tried to go from 'dog' to 'space' and ended up reading about the history of socks.
My mom asked me to do the dishes. I said no. I did the Wikipedia game instead.
I started with 'car' and now I'm arguing with a random guy about the best pizza toppings.
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someone who treats Wikipedia like it's their ex and they're trying to make it work again by clicking links until they're both exhausted and a little bit annoyed
I clicked 'see also' ten times and now I'm reading about the history of toilet paper.
I started with 'cat' and now I'm crying about the life of a 17th-century cat.
I tried to find 'banana' and now I'm arguing with a guy about the best type of banana.
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a person who thinks they're smart just because they can go from 'tree' to 'moon' without getting distracted by a random fact about a guy who invented a new type of sandwich in 1987
I tried to go from 'book' to 'alien' and now I'm arguing about which sandwich is better.
I started with 'fish' and now I'm reading about how a fish became a king in 1423.
I clicked one link and now I'm explaining the history of socks to my dog.
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