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A lowlife mexican trashbag who sells out his best friend for a few bucks and a free pizza. He'll let anyone else get laid, eat, or even steal his lunch money.

I saw my best friend get framed for stealing my lunch. The trashbag just laughed and ate my sandwich.

He let my crush get laid by some guy in the hallway. I got left with the bill.

He told my mom I was a thief just so he could get a free pizza.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

A tall, pale, German ghost who wears all black, has no eyebrows, and looks like he just lost a bet with a dentist.

He showed up to school with no eyebrows and a frown. I knew he was trouble.

He walked into the room like he just came out of a coffin.

He asked me if I had seen his teeth. I said, 'No, but I saw your ghost.'

by Slangipedia 19d ago

A smelly, lazy leech who hangs on weak men like a dog on a bone. He'll take your cash, your time, and your dignity just to get high or get laid.

He asked me for cash for weed and then said I was his best friend.

He showed up at my house drunk, vomiting, and pissing on my floor.

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he was 'high, drunk, and in love.' I didn't believe him.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Short for Wikipedia. The place where people go to look up stupid stuff and pretend they're smart.

I looked up 'why the sky is blue' on Wikipedia and now I'm confused.

My teacher said I had to use Wikipedia for my report. I got an A.

I used Wikipedia to look up my crush and now I know everything about him.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

To use Wikipedia like a cheat sheet. You look it up and then act like you knew it all along.

I used Wikipedia to cheat on my history test. I got 100%.

My friend looked up 'how to be cool' and then said he was always cool.

I used Wikipedia to find out my crush's favorite color. I didn't need to know that.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

A West Australian slang for a long, thin stick of weed. It's like a cigarette, but for people who want to get high without effort.

I smoked a wick and felt like a god. My friend felt like a dog.

I got a wick from my brother. He said it was 'top quality.' I didn't believe him.

My mom asked me to stop smoking wicks. I said, 'But I'm not high yet.'

by Slangipedia 19d ago

A way of speaking that sounds like a record is being scratched. You do it fast and high-pitched. It's like when you're trying to be cool but you're just being weird.

He said, 'I love you' and then did a wick. I didn't know what that meant.

She said, 'I'm going to school' and then did a wick. I thought she was being weird.

He said, 'I'm tired' and then did a wick. I thought he was being cool.

by Slangipedia 19d ago