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The universe's most legendary man. He’s got the stink of a hundred bitches, the charm of a con man, and the power to steal your woman and leave you crying in a ditch.
My cousin said he saw a whole Perro at the mall. The security guard ran away.
My ex said she dated a whole Perro. Now she’s in therapy and smells like a dog park.
My neighbor’s dad is a whole Perro. He walks in, and the whole neighborhood holds its breath.