A whole lotta of nada

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A white guy’s way of saying nothing when a brown guy asks, ‘What you doin’?’
‘I don’t know, man, I’m just chillin’.’, said by a guy who had no idea what ‘chillin’’ meant.
‘I’m not doing nothing, bro.’, while playing a video game on his phone.
‘I’m just breathing, okay?’, while eating a whole pizza by himself.
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When a white person says ‘nothing’ to a brown person like it’s a crime.
‘I’m not doing nothin’.’, said by a guy who was eating a taco at 3 a. m.
‘I’m just sittin’ here.’, while wearing a hoodie inside a house.
‘I’m not doing nothin’.’, while scrolling through Instagram for 2 hours.
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A white guy’s excuse for not doing anything, told to a brown guy like it’s a secret code.
‘I’m just doing nothin’.’, said by a guy who had a full meal and a snack in front of him.
‘I’m not doing nothin’.’, while sitting on the couch, wearing pajamas at noon.
‘I’m just breathing, bro.’, while eating a whole pie by himself.
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