a whole fucking snack

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When someone is so hot you forget how to breathe and start drooling like a dog at the sight of a taco
My crush walked into the room and I forgot how to speak.
She looked at me and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
He showed up and I immediately started sweating and blushing.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone is so good-looking you want to eat them like a whole fucking snack
He walked in and I thought I was dreaming.
She turned around and I dropped my pizza.
He smiled and I forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone is so attractive you feel like you’ve been kicked in the face with a bag of glitter
She looked at me and I immediately felt stupid.
He came in and I started blushing like a tomato.
She waved and I dropped my coffee on my shirt.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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