A whole bunkle

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A fancy way of saying there’s so much of something it’s making your brain hurt and your pants too.
My mom said there was a whole bunkle of cookies. I ate them all and now I’m in trouble.
This whole bunkle of problems is why I failed math.
There was a whole bunkle of bugs in my sock. I ran out of the room screaming.
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When there’s so much of something it’s like a curse from the universe, and you’re stuck with it.
There was a whole bunkle of homework. I cried and then I did it.
He brought a whole bunkle of cheese to the party. I got food poisoning.
A whole bunkle of people showed up. I couldn’t breathe.
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A huge pile of something that’s so big it should have its own ZIP code and a therapist.
There was a whole bunkle of pizza boxes in my room. I live in a landfill.
She had a whole bunkle of secrets. I’m still trying to figure them out.
He had a whole bunkle of money. I want to be him when I grow up.
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So much of something it’s like the universe is mad at you and threw it all at you at once.
There was a whole bunkle of chores. I had to do them all or I’d be grounded forever.
He brought a whole bunkle of socks. I don’t know why, but I hate it.
I had a whole bunkle of friends. Now I have a whole bunkle of problems.
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A giant mess of something so big it deserves its own Wikipedia page and a middle finger from the dictionary.
My teacher gave me a whole bunkle of math problems. I cried and I did them all.
There was a whole bunkle of bugs in the pool. I didn’t swim for a week.
She had a whole bunkle of secrets. I’m still figuring them out and I’m tired.
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