a whole buffet

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A whole buffet is when you're so hungry you could eat a horse and still ask for seconds

I walked into the buffet and instantly felt like I could eat a whole cow.

My stomach was growling so loud I think it could be heard in the next state.

I saw the pizza and I knew I was gonna have to take a nap after this.

A whole buffet is when you’re so full you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and then fed a whole family

After that buffet, I felt like I had been run over by a bus and then given a sandwich.

I ate so much I couldn’t even stand up straight.

I was so full I could’ve won a wrestling match.

A whole buffet is when you're so stuffed you think your pants are gonna start talking to you

I ate so much I think my pants are gonna start giving me advice.

I was so full I could’ve started a conversation with my belt.

My pants were so tight I felt like they were about to yell at me.