a Whitey

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A Whitey is when you get so high you turn into a pale, puking ghost who can’t even speak. It’s like your brain is screaming, ‘I give up!’
My cousin got a Whitey after eating 10 gummy bears. He puked on the couch and cried like a baby.
My friend had a Whitey during a Zoom call. He turned white, started dry heaving, and said, ‘I hate life.’
My dog got a Whitey after eating my stash. He puked on my shoes and ran away.
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A Whitey is when you smoke so much weed you turn ghost-white and throw up like a madman. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a stoner.
My mom got a Whitey after smoking a whole blunt. She threw up on my dad and said, ‘I hate you.’
I got a Whitey at school. I turned white, started puking, and my teacher called my mom.
My brother had a Whitey after eating a whole bag of weed. He puked on the floor and cried like a baby.
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A Whitey is a racist insult for white people. It’s like saying they’re the worst, and they’re probably related to the guy who invented the word ‘cracker.’
My friend called me a Whitey and said, ‘You’re the worst.’
I got called a Whitey by my teacher. It was so embarrassing.
My cousin called me a Whitey and said, ‘You’re the worst.’
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A Whitey is when you take too much weed and turn white, then you vomit like a dog. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a stoner.
I got a Whitey after smoking a whole blunt. I turned white, started puking, and cried like a baby.
My friend got a Whitey at school. He turned white, started puking, and his teacher called his mom.
My brother got a Whitey after eating a whole bag of weed. He puked on the floor and cried like a baby.
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A Whitey is when you get so high you turn pale and start puking. It’s like your body is saying, ‘I give up!’
My cousin got a Whitey after eating 10 gummy bears. He puked on the couch and cried like a baby.
My friend had a Whitey during a Zoom call. He turned white, started dry heaving, and said, ‘I hate life.’
My dog got a Whitey after eating my stash. He puked on my shoes and ran away.
6
A Whitey is when you smoke so much weed you turn ghost-white and start puking. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a stoner.
My mom got a Whitey after smoking a whole blunt. She threw up on my dad and said, ‘I hate you.’
I got a Whitey at school. I turned white, started puking, and my teacher called my mom.
My brother had a Whitey after eating a whole bag of weed. He puked on the floor and cried like a baby.
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A Whitey is a term for a white person. It’s like saying they’re the worst, and they’re probably related to the guy who invented the word ‘cracker.’
My friend called me a Whitey and said, ‘You’re the worst.’
I got called a Whitey by my teacher. It was so embarrassing.
My cousin called me a Whitey and said, ‘You’re the worst.’
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