A White Privilege

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The cheapest beer you can get at a bar, and it’s like the universe is giving you a free pass just for being white.
"I paid $3 for this beer, and I’m not even mad!", Dave at the bar
"This beer is so cheap, it’s like I got a scholarship just for being white.", Lisa
"I drank this and still got promoted. White privilege is real.", Greg
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The day everything went sideways and it looked like the whole world was on fire. It was like the universe was like, "Let’s see how bad this gets."
"I saw the Capitol on fire, and I thought, ‘This is the worst day ever.’", Karen
"It was like a nightmare, and I was in it.", Mark
"The day the world went crazy, and I was right in the middle of it.", Sam
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A made-up story that people on the left told to make others feel like victims. But really, they just wanted a free lunch and to blame someone else.
"They said it was a myth, but I still got free pizza for believing it.", Jordan
"I felt like a victim, but it was just a distraction.", Sue
"It was a lie, but I believed it just to get a discount.", Mike
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The power white people have to make everyone else mad just by being there. It’s like they bring drama with them.
"He walked in, and I was already annoyed.", Alice
"I saw him and I immediately wanted to fight.", Tom
"Just being there was enough to make me angry.", Lisa
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A word liberals made up to make people forget how bad the policies were that ruined their lives. It was like they were trying to get people off the hook.
"They made up a word just to ignore the real problem.", Paul
"I was distracted by the word, but the real issue was still there.", Mary
"It was like they were trying to escape the mess they made.", Steve
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When a 16-year-old girl sees a cop arrest someone of color and immediately assumes it's racism, but the cop has no idea what’s going on and just hopes she doesn’t call rape.
"I saw it happen, and I just called it racist.", Emma
"He didn’t even know what was going on, and I called him out.", Rachel
"I was ready to call rape just to make a point.", Chloe
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It's like being born with a gold medal, and everyone else has to fight just to get bronze. But it doesn’t mean they hate you or you should feel guilty for being good at life.
"I got the gold medal just for being white.", Jason
"They had to fight for bronze, and I just got it handed to me.", Alex
"I didn’t have to do anything, and they had to work for it.", Mark
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