A White Mouse

A man who’s completely brainwashed by some insane hot mess of a woman who thinks she’s the queen of the universe. He’s so distracted by her hotness and her vagina that he doesn’t realize he’s been turned into a puppet. She’s like a sadistic witch who moves the walls and drops peanut butter every time he messes up.

Another name for coke. It’s the stuff you snort when you’re trying to be cool and you don’t care if you end up in jail or just end up with a nose like a pig.

A fancy way to say a tampon. It’s what you use when you’re on your period and you’re too lazy to do anything but sit on the couch and eat pizza.

A big chunk of coke. It’s like a little white mouse because it’s round, white, and you’ll do anything to get it.

What happens to your mouse when you’re watching too much porn and you’re too distracted to notice it’s gone.