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When a guy either 1. jacks off to a pizza or 2. uses pizza to get a hard on. Named after the fat guy from Dodgeball who lost his fat and now looks like a skinny rat. He once got a boner from a slice of pizza!
I saw him eating a pizza and he was jerkin' it like it was a concert.
He got a wood just from looking at a pepperoni slice.
He had a boner so big he could’ve taken down a whole pizza chain.