a white baby

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A baby that looks like it was dipped in bleach and left in a trash can

My cousin's kid looks like a ghost who got fat and cried in a bowl of cereal

That white baby is so pale, it’s like it stole all the color from the room

I saw a white baby and thought it was a dead raccoon wearing a onesie

A fat white kid in a pool who can’t swim and looks like he’s trying to drown in a lullaby

That white baby in the pool looks like he’s trying to swim but his arms are made of jelly

The white baby is in the pool, just floating there like a sad meatball

I saw a white baby in the pool and thought it was a failed experiment from a science fair

The only thing The Rock hasn’t done, and it’s probably because he’s too busy flexing and making movies

The Rock hasn’t done a white baby, probably because he’s too busy flexing and making movies

That white baby is the only thing The Rock hasn’t done, and it’s probably because he’s too busy flexing

If The Rock had a white baby, he’d be flexing so hard he’d break the baby’s spine

A white baby is like a rich girl who wants a sperm donor who will pay for her life and then dump him after the baby is born

That white baby is like a rich girl who paid a guy to be her sperm donor and then dumped him after she got pregnant

The white baby is a status symbol, and the guy who donated his sperm is now the baby’s ex

A white baby is like a rich girl who married a sperm donor and then broke his heart when she got pregnant