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Love hits you like a truck and you feel like a happy chicken on a rollercoaster. You’re all excited but also totally lost and stuck with your kids who don’t know what they want.
My ex said he loved me like I was his favorite snack, but then he left me for a pizza box.
My kid’s love life is like a broken toaster, it sparks, but it doesn’t work.
I got hit with love so hard I fell into a puddle and came out singing.