Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A whole bunch of something, like when your mom brings a truckload of food and you’re too full to move.

There was a whack of pizza on the table and I ate it all.

A whack of people showed up to my party and trampled me.

I had a whack of candy and my teeth are screaming.

2

Computer slang for backslash backslash, like when your screen is acting up and you need to fix it with magic.

I typed in backslash backslash and my computer stopped being a pain.

He used a whack of computer magic to fix his laptop.

My code broke and I needed a whack of computer slang to save it.

3

To jack off until your fingers are numb and your brain is gone.

He was whacking so hard he broke his phone.

She was whacking in the bathroom and forgot about her date.

I was whacking until my brain turned to jelly.

4

1. Something that tastes like regret and looks like a disaster. 2. To kill someone with a spoon or a very angry face.

That sandwich was so whacked I threw it out the window.

He whacked his sister with a spoon and she cried.

The movie was so whacked I fell asleep during it.

5

When everything works and you don’t have to yell at your life.

My phone was in whack mode and I didn’t have to scream at it.

The car was in whack mode and I didn’t crash.

My day was in whack mode and I didn’t cry.

6

There are so many meanings of whacked it’s like having a whole dictionary of chaos.

He was whacked because he got killed by a bus.

She was whacked because she got hit by a volleyball.

He was whacked because he drank 10 beers and passed out.

7

1. When you’re doing the deed. 2. When you’re jacking off like your life depends on it.

He was whacking in the bathroom and forgot about his date.

She was whacking in the back of the class and got caught.

I was whacking in the car and the driver got annoyed.