A Wellard

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A Wellard is a fake tough guy who thinks he's the boss but is actually a useless pile of garbage.
My cousin is a Wellard. He flexes in the gym but can't even lift a bag of chips.
That Wellard tried to flirt with my mom and got called a 'disgrace to mankind'.
The Wellard at school thinks he's cool, but he cried when his pet goldfish died.
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A Wellard is a smelly cave-dweller from Wales who lives with his ugly friend Erin and their weird kid Smichael.
That Wellard lives in a cave and eats raw meat for breakfast.
The Wellard and Erin are always arguing about who's the better troll.
The baby Smichael is already a nightmare. Poor Wellard.
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