A Welcome Distraction

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A band from El Monte, CA that rips your eardrums with loud metal, sings hooks so catchy they’ll stick to your brain like gum, and performs like they’re high on energy and weed.
My cousin’s dog started barking at the stage during their show. It was like a metal concert for dogs.
I tried to text during their set and failed because their music was too loud and I got distracted.
My mom said their stage performance was so good she almost forgot to yell at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
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A group from El Monte, CA that screams metal so loud it could wake the dead, writes songs that get stuck in your head like a bad habit, and performs like they’re trying to set the stage on fire.
My neighbor’s cat started dancing to their song ‘Fatty Fatty’ and now it won’t stop.
I tried to do my math homework during their concert and failed because I was too distracted by the music.
My dad said their performance was so good he almost forgot to yell at me for stealing his coffee.
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A band from El Monte, CA that screams metal like it’s their job, sings hooks so good they’re like glue for your brain, and performs like they’re on a mission to make you lose your mind.
My brother started singing along to their song ‘Tuesday’ and now he won’t stop.
I tried to watch TV during their concert and got distracted by the music and now I can’t focus.
My mom said their performance was so good she almost forgot to yell at me for eating all the chips.
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