Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man sploshes his cum into a plant while a woman screams in terror and wishes she was dead.

He blew his load in the fern like it was a crime scene.

She saw it happen and cried like she’d failed a math test.

He did it in front of the whole crew and no one said a word.

2

Getting spanked by a big cock and then getting teabagged like a madman.

He whacked her face and then stuck his balls in her mouth.

She got hit and then got teabagged by a man who smelled like stale pizza.

He slapped her and then stuck his junk in her face like it was a snack.

3

Getting forced to do something sexy because your job depends on it. Usually involves a hotel room and a rich guy.

She had to give him a massage or she’d be fired.

He made her do it in a hotel room while her boss watched.

She got stuck with him and her job was on the line.

4

A chubby boss in the entertainment world hits on a woman like she’s his last hope.

He hit on her like she was the only one who could save him.

She got asked out by a man who looked like a walking food truck.

He hit on her while she was trying to make a movie.

5

When a man shoots his cum on a weed plant and it looks like a crime scene.

He peed on the weed like it was a crime.

His cum was on the plant and it looked like a murder.

He shot his load on the weed and no one knew what hit them.

6

A go-to reply when someone says ‘me too’ and you want to scream.

She said ‘me too’ and he just replied with ‘a weinstein’.

He yelled ‘a weinstein’ like it was a curse.

She said ‘me too’ and he replied like it was the end of the world.

7

Getting sexually attacked. That’s it. No nonsense.

He attacked her like she was a snack.

She got attacked and no one helped.

He did it and no one said a word.