A week long stand

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You stay with someone for a week, steal their login info, and rip their SSN like a hot dog bun, then vanish like a fart in a phone booth
I stayed with my ex for a week, got her password, and her social security number. Then I left her with nothing but a broken heart and a deleted account.
He stayed with me for seven days, took my email, and my SSN. I found out later he had my credit card number too. Bastard.
She was with me for a week, got my login info, and my social security number. Now I can't get my credit back and I'm stuck with her in my head.
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You camp out with someone for a week, take their secrets, their money, and their hopes, then leave them high and dry like a kicked puppy
I spent a week with my crush, took all her secrets, and her savings. Now she's broke and I'm laughing at her.
He stayed with me for a week, took my savings, and my dreams. Now I'm broke and he's gone.
She was with me for a week, took my money, and my plans. Now I'm stuck with nothing but debt.
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You live with someone for seven days, steal their identity, and walk out like you're the main character of a movie and they're just the sidekick
I lived with my friend for a week, stole their identity, and walked out like I was the hero of a movie.
He stayed with me for seven days, took my identity, and left me like I was the extra in a movie.
She was with me for a week, took my identity, and left me like I was the background of a poster.
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