Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A weeb is a person who thinks anime is better than real life and acts like they're in a cartoon.

I'm gonna die if I don't watch My Hero Academia before lunch.

Why do you have a Pikachu on your head? You're embarrassing me.

I would marry Naruto if he asked me. No one else matters.

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A weeb is a guy who thinks he’s Japanese, has a waifu, and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.

I’m not a weeb, I’m a Japanese man. You’re just a normal person who doesn’t know what kawaii means.

I have a body pillow and I don’t care if it’s in the middle of the hallway.

I’m gonna get my waifu a new shirt even though I can’t afford food.

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A weeb is a kid who thinks Naruto can beat anyone in the lunch line.

Naruto is gonna beat you in the line if you don’t give me the last chocolate bar.

I don’t care if you’re in line first, Naruto is faster.

I’m gonna run to the lunch line like a total idiot because of Naruto.

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A weeb is a guy who talks like he’s in Japan and uses words like kawaii and baka like they’re normal.

My waifu is kawaii, and I love her more than my mom.

You’re a baka for not knowing what -chan means.

I’m gonna use -sama for my teacher because I respect him.

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A weeb is someone who’s watching anime and doesn’t care about anything else.

I can’t stop watching Attack on Titan, even though I’m late for school.

I’m watching Death Note and I forgot my homework.

I’m gonna miss the bus because I’m watching Demon Slayer.

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A weeb is a girl who calls her boyfriend’s penis a weeb in front of his parents.

Your penis is a weeb and it’s not cute.

I told my mom your weeb is bigger than Naruto’s.

Your weeb is embarrassing me in front of my parents.

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A weeb is a guy who loves anime and probably never got a date because he’s too busy watching them.

I’ve never had a date because I’m too busy watching Dragon Ball.

I would’ve asked her out if I knew what a waifu was.

I’m still a virgin because I watch anime all day.