a wee jobby

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You shove food into your mouth like a pig. Then you chew it like it owes you money. Finally, it comes out the other end like a dirty brown mess. That's a wee jobby.
I ate three burgers and now I've got a wee jobby that's gonna stain my pants.
My grandma’s wee jobby smells like a dead raccoon.
That kid had a wee jobby so big, it blocked the toilet.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s like that Lil’ Chris guy, but even smaller. It’s so tiny, it’s like your brain forgot to do its job.
He’s got a wee jobby so small, it’s like he’s hiding from the toilet.
She said her wee jobby was so tiny, it felt like a whisper.
That guy had a wee jobby so small, it was like a secret.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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You head to the loo just to take a leak or a little dump. That’s a wee jobby. Don’t make it bigger than it needs to be.
I did a wee jobby so quick, I didn’t even need to flush.
She did a wee jobby while talking on the phone like it was a normal thing.
He did a wee jobby in the middle of class and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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