a wee ciggy

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A tiny smoke stick you light up when you're too lazy to fully commit to a real cigarette.
I just had a wee ciggy. It was like smoking for 10 seconds and pretending it counts.
My boss said, 'You're taking a wee ciggy break? You're not even smoking enough to get in trouble.'
I took a wee ciggy during lunch. It lasted longer than my relationship with my ex.
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A cigarette so small it’s basically a dare for your lungs.
That wee ciggy was just a challenge I didn’t know I was accepting.
I inhaled that wee ciggy like it was a bet I had to win.
My friend took one bite of that wee ciggy and said, 'This is a waste of time.'
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A cigarette that’s more like a snack you smoke instead of eat.
I took a wee ciggy like it was a chip and a soda.
That wee ciggy was the only thing keeping me from crying during my meeting.
I shared my wee ciggy with my coworker. Now we both have bad breath.
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