A Wealthy Man

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A guy who thinks money is the same as love and buys kids candy to hide his crimes.
He paid for the whole school to go to Disney so no one would ask about the missing kids.
He gave every kid in the class a PS5 and then took one of them for a 'private tour' of his mansion.
He donated to the church but only because he needed a new kid to replace the one who ran away.
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A man who counts his money in the same way he counts his victims.
He told the principal he was giving money to the school, but it was really to keep the kids quiet.
He bought the football team a new uniform, but only because he wanted to see them naked.
He said he was going to fund a scholarship, but it was just a way to get more kids in his house.
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A guy who thinks he's a hero because he has a lot of money and a lot of kids.
He put up a billboard saying he was 'saving the children' but it was just a cover for his weird habits.
He gave every kid in the school a new phone, but only so he could track them.
He took the kids on a trip to Paris, but it was really just a way to get them alone.
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