a wayne

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A smelly, trashy guy who looks like he slept in a dumpster and can’t stop betting everything he has on a lousy poker hand.

My cousin is a wayne. He smells like old socks and always loses his bets.

That guy at the bar is a wayne. He bet his last dollar on a coin flip.

My neighbor’s a wayne. He tried to bet his dog on a racetrack.

The feeling of being completely shafted by a college that makes you pay for everything and then forgets about you.

I got wayne’d by Wayne State. I paid $40,000 and got a degree in how to be broke.

My friend got wayne’d by that college. Now she has student debt and a bad GPA.

I feel like I got wayne’d. I paid for a degree and now I work at a fast-food place.

The best guy ever. He loves you like you’re his last donut. He smells like holy crap and thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My boyfriend is a wayne. He smells like heaven and still says I’m beautiful.

That guy at the café is a wayne. He brought me coffee and a compliment.

My dream guy is a wayne. He smells like holy crap and thinks I’m perfect.

A god from ancient times who made everything fun. He smells like holy crap and is so cool that he makes everyone laugh.

Wayne is like a god. He makes everything fun and smells like holy crap.

They say Wayne came back to make the world fun again. He smells like heaven.

That guy is Wayne. He’s so cool and smells like holy crap.

A guy who loves you more than your mom loves your bedtime stories. He’s sweet, kind, and smells like holy crap.

My dad is a wayne. He’s kinder than my mom and smells like holy crap.

That guy is a wayne. He’s more loving than my ex.

My crush is a wayne. He’s sweet and smells like heaven.

When someone is better than Randy Moss, like Reggie Wayne. He catches balls like it’s his job and looks good doing it.

Reggie Wayne is a wayne. He’s better than Randy Moss and catches balls like it’s easy.

That receiver is a wayne. He catches balls like it’s his job.

Reggie Wayne is a wayne. He’s better than Moss and smells like heaven.

When you wake up like a smelly, sweaty old man and go to work without washing your face or brushing your teeth.

I woke up and was a wayne. I went to work like I was a smelly old man.

My brother is a wayne. He went to work without brushing his teeth.

I slept in and became a wayne. I looked like a raccoon and smelled like old socks.