A Wash Away

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You’re getting cum all over your girlfriend like a messy kid. Then you sit there and act like it’s a spa day. The cum washes away your sins, but it also makes your pants smell like a dead raccoon.
My girlfriend looked like she’d been attacked by a cum waterfall. I washed it all away with a spray bottle and a middle finger.
He tried to wash away the cum, but it just soaked through his shirt like a cum-soaked wet dream.
She looked at me like I’d just washed away the cum from the last 10 years of my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you pee after you cum because your brain is too dumb to know the difference between cum and pee. It’s like your body is saying, 'I don’t care if I washed away the sin, I still need to go to the bathroom.'
I tried to wash away the sin, but my brain just turned on the pee faucet and let it all out.
He peed after he cum like he was trying to flush the cum down the toilet with a bottle of water.
She just looked at me like I’d peed the sin away and left a trail of cum on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who posts so many white washed selfies that it’s like they’re trying to erase their face with a cum sponge and a highlighter.
She posted 20 white washed selfies in one day. It was like she was trying to hide her face with cum and a beauty filter.
He looked like he’d used so much white wash that his face turned into a cum painting.
She posted a white washed selfie so perfect it made me want to cum in her face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A song that screams so loud it makes your cum fall off your face. It’s like the band is trying to wash away your sins with a cum flood and a screaming guitar.
I heard that song and my cum fell off my face like it was trying to escape the noise.
That song was so loud it washed away my sins and my cum at the same time.
He played that song so loud it made my cum scream and run away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A song that was so loud it made the cum fall off my face. It came out in 2015 and was so good it made me cum twice just thinking about it.
That song came out in 2015 and was so loud it made me cum in my pants.
I heard that song and my cum was like, 'I need to escape this noise.'
That song was so good it made me cum like it was a cum flood.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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