Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you say something stupid and then pull out a random article like it’s the holy grail of proof.

I can find an article that says I’m right

I saw this article once and now I’m right

I found an article that says I’m right and now I’m righter than ever

2

A person who survives everything and has the best friends in the world. They get free sex and people beg to be friends with them.

Survived a fire and got a free pizza

Lived through the worst day ever and still got a kiss

They got a free burger and a compliment from a stranger

3

Hot, smart, and can do wild things with their junk. People say they’re amazing and can do crazy stuff with their cock.

He’s a cock wizard

He can do magic with his junk

He turned my day into a cock fantasy

4

A sexy, brown guy with a dirty brain and a great laugh. People love him and he has the best taste in music.

He plays Xbox and loves music

He has a dirty mind and a clean heart

He’s brown, funny, and has cool hair

5

The perfect guy. Everyone says he’s perfect, and they aren’t even wrong. He’s got everything and even your crazy stuff.

He’s the perfect guy

He gets your crazy and loves you

He’s perfect and knows it

6

Worshipping the almighty Drury by tattooing pec symbols on your hands and chanting Chuck Norris facts with Drury’s name instead.

I engraved pec symbols on my hands

I worship Drury like a god

I read Chuck Norris facts about Drury

7

A guy who plays Xbox, has a dirty brain, and hits your little sister. But he’s still the best guy ever.

He plays Xbox and hits my sister

He’s a nerd but still amazing

He’s dirty-minded and hits little sisters